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You might be a TTC lady IF ....
So, I thought we could all use a little laugh at ourselves right about now.
This post is going to run a-la-the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes, "You might be a redneck if ..." but instead, this is where we can come to find out "You might be a TTC lady IF ...."
Feel free to add your own "if's" afterward and lets have some fun!! :)
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
You can form a sentence that makes no sense to any of your friends and family, i.e. "Hoping AF doesn't come since we BD'ed when the OPK was positive and I am now at 12 DPO."
You might be a TTC lady IF ........
to you, the phrase "sticky bean" has absolutely nothing to do with cooking.
271 Replies • 13 years ago
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... you get to the point (where I was a couple of minutes ago) where you find yourself crying and pleading with your own abdomen in a tone of voice that sounds like a toddler havimg a tantrum: "please please please please pleeeeeeease BE IN THERE ALREADY... and please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeease hold on tight.. I promise I'll try to be a good mom..." How absurd. Now I'm laughing at the absurdity of me begging to a fetus in questionable state of existence. I feel like Lambert's mom in the disney cartoon - "Lambert the Sheepish Lion". The little sheep that none of the lambs wanted to choose as their mother. And to think of that makes me cry. And OF COURSE all these mood swings are in fact PMS and not a pre-BFP. AGAIN.
11 years ago
----you wonder if maybe if was not such a good idea to have been on the pill...what if they made it so I can't get pregnant
----how do all of these people have unplanned pregnancies when I can't even have a planned one
---how people can give up a child or have an abortion when that's all you've ever wanted
---makes you feel crazy. Over thinking/over analyzing everything
---I never thought this would happen to me. I always figured I would get accidentally pregnant too soon or be able to have a baby when I wanted to
11 years ago
---you spend one week of the month shaving your legs and getting sexy, two weeks of the month POAS, and one week not even washing your hair.
---you have ever chased your husband with a small bowl asking him to just leave his deposit.
---you save your pee so you can do BOTH a HPT AND an OPK.
---you either save your POAS for later viewing or wrap them in other trash before throwing them away so nobody sees them.
11 years ago
This topic is great, made me look at my crazy ttc habits with a little optimism, and it feels great that we are not the only one...
this is what I do lol
...If one positive vote on your HPT image gives you hope and you get excited, and you are sure that there is a line, even though 46 people confirmed negative.
Sad and funny , but also true at least for me lol
11 years ago
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